Flavors of Spam

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted a good spam e-mail, mainly because those ones that entertained me so much with their random jumble of phrases that created a pretty funny image have drifted away. But today, I’m struck by how the spammer is trying to dig deep into the human psyche with this e-mail:

Hello Dear
my name is Juliet,I am a beautiful young girl searching for real love and protection. I became interested in you after viewing your contact,if it will be kind of you contact me,Please you contact me With this email so as to explain myself for you and send you my pictures, with love Juliet.

A beautiful young girl searching for real love and protection. Is that crafted to appeal to the sort of man (or woman) who is just hoping for a cute young thing that they can dominate completely? I’m not sure that’s the sort of person I’d want to pull a scam on, but hey, let’s wish Juliet luck in finding her special guy.

Posted: Thursday, May 6th, 2010 @ 11:55 am
Categories: Spam.
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3 Responses to “Flavors of Spam”

  1. Tweets that mention Flavors of Spam: Beautiful young girl in need of protection -- Topsy.com Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 12:04 pm

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  2. Angie Lau Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    I totally thought the wrong kind of “SPAM” when I read the title of this blog: http://www.spam.com/products/default.aspx

  3. The Gourmez Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Of course you did; that’s how clever I am, see? ,)